What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 04:11

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.